Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Long Nights (for Candy aka realfield)

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Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Thursday, December 4, 2014

Clocking Overtime (for Sara)

Working late has never felt so good...







Thursday, November 27, 2014

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Temporary Hiatus - An Update From Kendall



Let me preface this post by saying, this isn't goodbye, but it may be a while before I post anything else again. 

Some of you know this already, but I actually haven't written a caption since March. Everything I've posted since then was previously written and slowly time-released. For any of you that inspect the file names of my captions, you may notice that they are quite out of order. 

Anyways, the short story is, I've been very busy as of late. I've actually spent the last several weeks writing non-stop--unfortunately, not captions, but still important work. Before that, I was busy with other work. As much as I love captioning, it's not my career and I've needed to focus my energies on my eventual life trajectory. Currently, I have a brief reprieve, but I'm not sure if more writing is exactly what I'd like to be doing right now. Remember how I said I've spent the last several weeks writing non-stop? Well I have over 100 essays to show for it. I'm planning to spend some more time outside, with friends, and engaging in physical activity now that that's almost over. However, if all goes well, I'll be quite busy for a long time to come. 

The other difficulty I've been facing is that last spring I transitioned to a new computer. My old one bogged out. Bugger. So my new computer is all fancy smancy and awesome, but it doesn't have Photoshop which I used to use to make my captions. I've tried using GIMP, but quite frankly, it's not the same and I'm not quite up to learning a whole new program. So that's also put a bit of a wrench in abilities to output captions even if I wanted to. 

So until I can get a little more time and get back all my tools, I probably won't be making anymore captions for awhile. It's funny, because I'll see a picture sometimes and have a great idea for it, but I just don't have the resources to turn it into a caption anymore. I'm not sure how long this dry spell will be, but I definitely don't intend on leaving forever. 

To everyone that's read and been reading my captions, I thank you. Especially those of you who leave lovely comments (*cough* Miss Simone *cough*), it's been really great reading all of them and I always appreciate the feedback. They really make my day. Hopefully I'll be able to reconnect with all of you once I'm back to full production.

With love,

Kendall

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Always Ready

How much of the performance is an act? How much of the look is a costume?



Thursday, August 28, 2014

The Best Kind of Sister

Anna's sorority sisters are determined to find out the truth about her!






Thursday, August 21, 2014

On the Prowl

Be wary, her eyes will eat you right up...




Friday, August 15, 2014

Girls Will Be Girls

There is much more to this pair than it would seem...




Saturday, August 9, 2014

Leave No Doubt (GIF)

This blonde bombshell is far more cunning than she'll lead you to believe...




Monday, August 4, 2014

Evening Enchantress (for Simone)

Just who is she really? Or the better question: what is she?






Monday, July 28, 2014

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Getting in trouble might be more fun than they thought...




Thursday, July 24, 2014

In Plain View

Nate has just pulled off the biggest con of his life, but it'll soon be surpassed by his next...



Sunday, July 20, 2014

Sedulous Sugarbaby


A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do...





Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Definitely a Keeper

Trial by fire: Marie may have just found the one...


A six part caption. Click "read more" to read the rest!

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Post Party Play

Consider the whole party foreplay and this the main event...




Thursday, July 3, 2014

Office Foolery

Jared's coworkers are about to get an April Fools they won't soon forget...




Sunday, June 29, 2014

The Distraction

Spectre knows just how to keep the target occupied...




Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Saturday, June 21, 2014

Party of Their Own

Parties are more fun when there's a surprise involved...




Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Special Something

You know who you are, but who does he see?




Friday, June 13, 2014

A Lovely Holiday

Two weeks in Europe, as a woman, with his wife, could his vacation get any better?









Wednesday, June 4, 2014

More Than They Bargained For

It wasn't planned, but this smile of fortune could easily last for more than just one night...





Saturday, May 31, 2014

Black Widow Blonde

Sometimes a good disguise is all you need...












Sunday, May 25, 2014

The Bed You Made

Greg made the bed, now he has to sleep in it...




Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Introductions Aside

John's date for prom just got a whole lot more interesting...