Blow Power

Blowjobs: They're underrated.

Surprise Birthday Pleasures

There's only one girl in this threesome...can you guess which one?

Where's Kendall?! (Not a Caption)

This is not a caption post.

I just wanted to give anyone who read my blog regularly in the past an update and explanation as to why I haven't posted in so long. To put it simply, I've been busy. Nothing bad has happened, I've just been really busy. The second half of summer, I traveled a lot for various reasons and when I finally settled back down in my apartment again, it was time to start school.

I've been involved in many activities and I'm enjoying myself. Sometimes I miss captioning, but most times, I'm just too busy to think about it.

So does this mean I'm not going to caption any more? No, it just means I'll be extremely sporadic in my posts and potentially dormant for a long while. I actually do have several ideas in my head, so I'm not out of stories, I just haven't had the time to put them to paper (or ASCII as it were). Perhaps you'll see a short caption from me soon, or perhaps not. It all depends on my schedule.

Anyways, just wanted to let all who cared know that I'm doing alright and I'm not dead...yet!

Thanks for reading,

Sincerely,

Kendall

Past Midnight

And thus a dreamy evening begins...

Picture Perfect

If only we could all look this good in our pictures...

Nowhere to Run

Being shipwrecked isn't the only problem these three are facing...

Also, I will be gone for a couple of weeks with limited internet access, so I'm afraid my cap production will be very limited during that time. Hopefully this'll hold you guys over until I get back!

A Helping Hand

If only moments like this came true more often. I think any of us would love to have a friend like Amy...

Twenty Seven Minutes

Twenty seven minutes can seem like an eternity under certain conditions. Pain or pleasure? Sometimes it can be both.

 

Meeting the Guys

Trying out a new layout inspired by Miss Simone...

Initiation

When Life Gives You Melons...

When life gives you melons...hey wait a minute! I thought it was supposed to be lemons?

High Stakes Pranksters

Made for Pleasure

"She had been Burke then, but no longer. Her name was only one of many things that her greedy backstabbing associate had stripped her of."

Foxy Trap

Sissy in Progress

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Just Say the Word

Magical or not, a safeword only works if you're able to say it...

Liberating Truth

"She thought it would be a punishment, to transform me into a woman, but little did she know that she had singlehandedly granted me my deepest fantasy."

Take a Letter (for Ron aka RMP42661)

To be honest, I can't remember which came first, the picture of the concept. Regardless, I made this cap as a capback for Ron a.k.a. RMP42661 over at Rachel's Haven. As with most of my capbacks, this one is also long overdue.

Ron's preferences were pretty open...unfortunately, they combine three of the most difficult scenarios for me to write: magical transformations, revenge, and the last thing that the character would want. I'll admit that I do write those sorts of caps from time to time, but that usually happens when sudden and usually unexpected inspirations strikes. Rather surprisingly...inspiration struck on this one. This cap is also shorter than most that I typically write (shortening my caps is something that I have been trying to work on), so I'm not too sure how this turned out. As the writer, it's easy to fill in the details yourself since you came up with the story, but it's hard to gauge whether your audience can too sometimes. At any rate, here it is! Let me know what you guys think!

Forever Devious

Ryan's sister returns to something very unexpected...

Becoming Kelly (for Kelly aka sp2000)

I was going through sp2000's picture thread on Rachel's Haven when I saw the picture of the cop. I immediately came up with this idea and busted it out. In terms of captions, this was actually one of the easiest for me to write! In the design however, I ended up making two versions. Adding the second picture was a late addition. You can see the original at the end of the post. Personally, I really like the addition of the second picture, but it does make the file that much larger which is somewhat annoying. Anyways, enough of my rambling. Here's to hoping Kelly will like it!

Immaculate Impersonation

“...it certainly took you long enough,” Colonel Gregor snapped back rather curtly.

...

Perfection takes time, Colonel."

Living Proof

A New Dawn (for Dawn)

Here's a caption that I made for Dawn (aka commentator) over at the Haven. Her preferences consisted mostly of "don'ts" which gave me pretty much free reign over what I wanted to do with this story. This is what I came up with. Personally, I am particularly pleased with the layout, it took me awhile to figure out how to put all the text into a caption, but I'm very much liking the design I selected. I may have to return to this style more often!

Princess Enough

My second entry for the June 2013 Haven Monthly Caption Contest. 

Plan of Pleasure

I originally wrote this for the naughty category of the June 2013 Haven Monthly Caption contest, but after writing it, I realized it didn't really fit the theme all that well (which was Disney) aside from the fact that it used Disney characters. At any rate, I'm still posting it up since it's already finished and there's no use in letting it sit around collecting dust. 

Between a Rock and a Hard Place

"The two of them had only been trying to see what a very exclusive Alpha Theta Phi house party was like and disguising themselves as two exceptionally voluptuous women had seemed like a brilliant idea at the time."

Wizard, Beware

"Oh dear. Clearly intoxicated, partial temporary memory loss, and blonde. Not a very good combination. Garry noted that the bottle was already half drained, which explained a lot."

Some Things Don't Change

"I started believing in magic again at the age of twenty one, when my ex-girlfriend, who turned out to be a witch, decided to punish me by transforming me into the most alluring siren you had ever met." 

Happily Ever After

My entry for the June 2013 Haven Monthly Caption Contest. 

A Process of Satisfaction (for Candy aka realfield)

"While most saw nothing more than another piece of exquisite arm-candy, James saw his masterpiece."

Demonstrating Talent and Initiative

"A few more hours later, I was pleased to see that I still had the touch. ‘Katie’ looked as ravishing as ever."

Sooner than Later

Bedroom Insecurities

A Hard Time

Sweet Candy (for realfield)

I knew from the moment that I saw this image, which was admittedly a long while back, that I would use it as a capback for realfield. The way she's looking up at him, her arched back, her position on all fours, it just screamed submission, the type of cap that realfield usually enjoys. Hopefully realfield will like this one!

Inadvertent Realism

Fringe Benefits

Becoming His Dirty Secret

"It’d happened at an out of town costume party. Greg had decided to masquerade as his female alter ego Jana. He’d thought it would be safe."

Working Her Way to the Top

"I wasn’t hired for my head. I was hired for my ability to give head, though I suppose that does count as a qualification."

Playing House

"Within minutes, the suit was completely zipped up to his neck, an undetectable layer of synthflesh concealing the zipper from prying eyes...The face he wore now, an exact replica of Mrs. Gilardoni’s attractive features, completed his disguise."

How You're Making It Up to Me

A magic spellbook. A spell gone awry. A solution kept secret. But secrets are always revealed eventually...