Immaculate Impersonation

“...it certainly took you long enough,” Colonel Gregor snapped back rather curtly.

...

Perfection takes time, Colonel."

Living Proof

A New Dawn (for Dawn)

Here's a caption that I made for Dawn (aka commentator) over at the Haven. Her preferences consisted mostly of "don'ts" which gave me pretty much free reign over what I wanted to do with this story. This is what I came up with. Personally, I am particularly pleased with the layout, it took me awhile to figure out how to put all the text into a caption, but I'm very much liking the design I selected. I may have to return to this style more often!

Princess Enough

My second entry for the June 2013 Haven Monthly Caption Contest. 

Plan of Pleasure

I originally wrote this for the naughty category of the June 2013 Haven Monthly Caption contest, but after writing it, I realized it didn't really fit the theme all that well (which was Disney) aside from the fact that it used Disney characters. At any rate, I'm still posting it up since it's already finished and there's no use in letting it sit around collecting dust. 

Between a Rock and a Hard Place

"The two of them had only been trying to see what a very exclusive Alpha Theta Phi house party was like and disguising themselves as two exceptionally voluptuous women had seemed like a brilliant idea at the time."

Wizard, Beware

"Oh dear. Clearly intoxicated, partial temporary memory loss, and blonde. Not a very good combination. Garry noted that the bottle was already half drained, which explained a lot."

Some Things Don't Change

"I started believing in magic again at the age of twenty one, when my ex-girlfriend, who turned out to be a witch, decided to punish me by transforming me into the most alluring siren you had ever met."