Things never quite turn out the way they're planned...
Robert, Jack, and Sam used to play football each day from sun-up to sun-down and go to sleep with a football cradled in their arms. School was merely a bothersome interruption. Unfortunately, none of them stood much taller or sturdier than the flimsy dwarf shrubs that lined the fence around the high school football field, even as seniors, but that dismayed none of them from consuming their days on the gridiron.
Disapproving of their folly, but unable to convince them otherwise, their mothers resorted to drastic measures in hopes of redirecting their attention to more practical matters, such as their books. Such pursuits would be far more beneficial to their futures than playing ball. Their mothers turned them into girls, a change that would make them ineligible for play.
In some respects, their mothers succeeded. While their love for football never subsided, Bobbi, Jackie, and Samantha did each go on to pursue other interests in their respective colleges. Samantha went on to become head cheerleader at her college and currently inspires jealousy among her peers by dating the school’s starting quarterback, a candidate in the Heisman race. Bobbi is likewise dating her college’s star passer, though she has found her passion as co-captain of the dance team and is looking to pursue a career in show business. Jackie, on the other hand, wanted more substance from a man, finding quarterbacks to be too lanky, and thus found for a steel-built tight end capable of hammering anything in two instead. None of the girls play ball anymore, but that’s only because they’re too busy playing with their boyfriends’. But at least being a trophy wife won’t be too shabby.